Santa : Kal mane Sapna dekha ki Tum mujhe Jewelry aur cloths gift kar rahe ho,

Banta : Aur mane dekha ki tumhare Pita uska bil de rahe hain...

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Banta : Oe sante, kya hua, kal teri Sadi hai... phir bhi tu Udas hai,

Santa : Ladki walo ne kaha hai ki Barati kam Lana, Pata nahi Papa mujhe le jayenge ya nahi...

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Teacher : Nuton ka rule sunaoo,

Student : Pura to nahi aata, Last line aati hai,

Teacher : Sabass! wahi sunaoo...

Student : Ise hi kahate hain Nuton ka Rule....

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Americi : Hamare Desh ke Kutte Futboll Khelte hain,

Japani : Hamare Desh ki Machliya Dance karti hain,

Chini : Hamare Desh ke hathi Cycle chalate hain,

Indian : Bas... Hamare Desh ke Gadhe to Sarkar chalate hain...

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Santa : Tu next Janam main kya banna chahta hai,

Banta : Main agale Janam main Chuha banna chahta hu,

Santa : kyu!

Banta : kyuki meri Biwi is duniya main only Cuhon se hi darti hai...