Police wala - Tumne Papite Bechne wali ko kiss kyu kiya?
Sardar ji - Wo Chilla rahi si Pappi-te le lo Pappi-te le lo..
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Ladka - wo kaun si jagha hai jaha har Mard aur Aurat ke bal Ghungrale hote hain
Ladki - Tauba? yar tum bahut Gande ho
Ladka - Yar Ganda tum sochti ho, Wo jagha hai 'West Indies'