Ek baar ek Jat ne Ek Medak(frog) se Pucha
kya Jaatto main Dimag hota hai?
Medak bola - nahi, aur paani Main Kood Gaya
Aur jaat pura din sochta raha ki isme sucide karne wali kya baat thi...

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Once Jaat got an SMS from his Girl Friend - "I Miss You"
Jat ne bahut soch kar 2 ghante baad reply kya,
"I Mr. You"

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Jaat (Police Station ja kar bola) - Mujhe phone par Dhamki Mil rahi hai,
Inspector - Kaun de raha hai?
Jat - BSNL wale! kahte hain : agar bill nahi bhara to KAAT denge.