Teacher : Jab Main Tumhare
Jitna tha,
Mere 100 marks Aate the..
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Student : Aji Kismat Achhi Thi
Aapki Jo Aapko Achha Teacher
Mil Gaya...
Hamari Kismat Aisi Kahan...
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Teacher to student
Aaj tumne homework kyun nahi kiya?
Student - sir, Ghar par light nai thi..
Teacher - to saale mombati jala leta..
Student - sir, machis nahi utha sakta tha,
Teacher - kyu ?
Student - sir, pooja ghar main rakhi hui thi..
Teacher - to uthayi kyun nai..
Student - nahaya nai tha sir,
Teacher - sale nahaya kyu nai tha.
Student - paani nahi tha sir..
Teacher - paani kyu nahi tha..
Student - sir motor nahi chal rahi thi,
Teacher - ullu ke pathhe ab motor ko kya hua tha..
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Student - sir aap kitne bade chutiye ho, abe saale kitni baar bolu ki light nahi thi...