Sharabi ki Masti

Ek bar Ek Sharabi ne bahut zyada Sharab pee li..
Jab wo Ghar aaya to usne jeb se chabi nikali aur tala kholne laga..
Haath kaapne ki wajha se chabi kabhi idhar to kabhi udhar hat jati,
Ek Admi Waha se ja raha tha to sharabi ne usey bataya ki tala nahi khul raha hai.
Us Admi ne Sharabi se kaha, lao chabi do tala main khol deta hoon
Sharabi ne kaha, Tala to main hi kholunga bas tum Ghar ko pakad ke rakhna...