Mardana Chutkule

Baap : Sarab, Cigrate ye sab tumhare Dushman hain...
Beta : Jo Aadmi apne Dushman se dar ke bhag jae wo Mard nahi hota....

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Ek aurat subah hote hi Hakeem ke paas jati hai aur Bolti hai : Kya mere pati to takat badhane ki dawai aapne hi di thi?
Hakeem : haan! kaisa raha raat?
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Aurat: to kamine, biwi bhi apni bhej deta.

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Riskshe Pe baithi ek Ladki boli - Riksha dheere chalao, mera dhoodh ucchal raha hai.
Rikshewala : Kya hua, BRA nahi pehni ho kya?
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Ladki: Kamine, dibbe ka dhoodh ucchal raha hai.

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