Girl : Arey itna bada Munh main kaise aayega...
Boy : Jaldi se Munh kholo...
Girl : Oops.. Sare kapray geelay ho gaye...
Boy : Aur lo gee...
Girl : NA baba na yeh Gol Gapey tum he khaoo...
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Police Ne Park Mein 2 Ladke Aur 1 Ladki Ko Pakda,
Unko Pakad Ke Police Station Le Aaye Aur Inspector Ke Aage Pesh Kiya.
Inspector Ne pahale Ladke Se Pucha: "Kya Naam Hai Tera Aur Tu Udhar Kya Kar Raha Tha?
Ladka Darte Darte Bola: Sir, Mera Naam Raju Hai Aur Main Bansuri Baja Raha Tha
Inspector : "Ok, Tum Jao"
Fir Dusre Ko Bulaya Aur Usse Pucha: Tera Kya Naam Hai Aur Tu Udhar Kya Kar Raha Tha
Ladka darte Hue: Sir Ji, Mera Naam Nilesh Hai Aur Main Bhi Bansuri Baja Raha Tha
Ispector: ok, Chal Tu Bhi Ja
Ab Inspector Ne Ladki Ko Bulaya Aur Pucha: "Tum Bhi Bansuri Baja Rahi Thi Kya?
Ladki Sharmate Hue: "Nahi sir, Mera Hi Naam Bansuri Hai.
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A Boy ask to A Girl - Can you dance with me??
Girl - (with attitude) I don’t dance with a child.
Boy - Oh! Sorry aunty! I didn’t know
you are a pregnant!
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Girlfrnd ko apni plko par bitha lo
De ke khushi uske sare gum chura lo
Pyar karo uski saheli ke samne itna ki
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Uski saheli bhi aa k kahe "
JANU" mujhe bhi
PATA
lo..
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Why Indian
Girls r not in sports ?
Only 10% r playing hockey, chess etc..
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Bcoz 90% r busy in playing wid
Boys... Jaanu ye, Jaanu wo, Jaanu, Jaanu,
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Jaan Le lo Jaanu Ki!!!
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Boy to Girl :
Sex kartay hue zyada Maza ladki ko aata hai ya
ladkay ko?
Girl : agar tum apnay kaan (ear) main ungle (fingure) dalo
gay to kaan ko maza aata hai ya unglee ko...
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Lady Teacher : Soch aur waham main kya fark hai???.
student: Aap mast item hain, yeh hamari soch hai aur hum bacche hain, ye aapka waham hai...
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Santa : What do woman usually say after Sex?
Banta : I Luv You ?
Wrong!!
Banta : That was great?
Wrong Again!
Banta : I Luv it?
Aray Nahi Yaar....
Sahi Jawab Hai - Suno Meri BRA PANTY Kaha Rakhi Hai...
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Ladka Ladki say : Tum gana bohot acha gatey hoee ..
Ladki : Nahe yaar main to sirf bathroom singer hon,
Boy : achha… to kisi din bulao na dono mil k Mehfil jamatay hain ..
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Boy : please karne do na
Girl : Nahi bus karo
Boy : plz thora aur karne do plz
Girl : Kab se to kar rahe ho
Boy : bus thora aur tum sahi se khol kar raho
Girl : jaldi karo koi dekh le ga
Boy : kuch nhi hota bus thora aur
Girl : bus bahut ho gaya ab nhi karne doongi
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Boy : plz thora aur Nakal karne do warna me exam me fail ho jaoonga...
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Girl : I Love u Dear
Boy : Different style me propose karo na please...
Girl : Teri Lash ko Aag Lagane Ka Chance mere bete ko Dega Kya... :) :)
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Maa : Nalayak, kaha thi itni Raat tak?
Beti : Boyfriend ke saath.
Maa : Kar aayi na Muh kaala...
Beti : To kya hua maa, "Fair & Lovely" hai na?...
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Saxx Karte Time Ladki Ne Ladke Ke Upar Su Su Kar Diya
Ladka - Oh Ye Kya kar Diya
Ladki -
Janu Tum Jis Jheel Ke Sapne Dekhte Ho Ye Usi Jheel Ka Paani Hai.