Pati Aur Patni Ke Latest Chutkule

Chutkule hi Chutkule - Pati Aur Patni Ke Mast Chutkule

Ek Ladki apne Boy Friend ke sath Ghoom Rahi

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Itne me us ka

... husband aa gaya aur uske Boy Friend Ko Maarne laga..

Ladki - Maar saale Ko

Apni biwi ghumaata nahi hai,

Aur dusro

... ki biwi gumaane le aata hai...

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(itne me Boy Friend josh me

husband ko marne laga)

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Ladki - Maar saale Ko, na khud

ghumaane le jata hai,

na kisi aur ko ghumaane deta

hai...

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Pati : Darling aaj sunday hai to soch raha hu ki thoda Enjoy kiya jae...

Patni : Achhha Idea hai

Pati : PVR main mast Movie chal rahi hai, isliye main evening show ke 3 Ticket laya hu...

Patni : 3 kis liye ?

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Pati : Tumhare liye aur Tumhare Mammy Papa ke liye....

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Purani Kahawat hai...

Sote Waqt koi Tension Le kar nahi Sona chahiye

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Fir Bhi

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Pata Nahi

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Log apne sath Wife (Patni) ko Lekar kyu sote hain

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Wife: tumne mujhe shadi se pehle q nhi btaya k tumhari phle hi RANI naam ki wife h...

Hussband: mene shadi se phle btaya to tha k me tumhe RANI ki tarah rakhunga.

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Patni : Chandni chand se hoti hai, sitaron se nahi

Mohabaat ek se hoti hai, hazaron se nahi

Pati : Chandni chand se hogi to sitaron ka kya hoga

Mohabbat ek se hogi to hazaron ka kya hoga

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Patni ne Pati se poocha - Agar main kho gayi to tum kya karoge?

Pati ne javab diya, main advertise dunga ki jahan bhi raho khush raho…

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Ek ChoTee laDakee aur ek ChoTa laDaka khel rahe the. laDakee laDake ke paas gayi aur bolee; “Suno…. ghar’ ka khel kheloge ?”

usane kaha ;”haa ;kyo nahee. tum muzase kya karavaana chaahatee ho?”

laDakee ne javaab diya ;” mai chaahatee hoo tum apanee bhaavanae vyakt karo.”

“bhaavanae vyakt karoo ! “; pareshaan hokar ladake ne kaha ;”muze pata nahee isaka kya matalab hota hai.”

laDakee vyangy se muskuraayee aur bolee; “bilkul sahee. tum ;pati’ ban sakate ho.”

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Wife: Aaj Main TOWEL mein thi aur
Sasur ji aa gaye
Husband: Fir tumne kya kiya??
wife: Jo rozana karti hu,
TOWEL ko khol ke GHUNGHAT BaNa
LIYA,
kuch sanskar mujhme bhi hain na...

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