Pati Aur Patni Ke Latest Chutkule

Chutkule, Pati Aur Patni Ke Majedar Hindi Chutkule or Jokes

Wife - RAEES Dekhne chalein?
Husband - Sorry, Main us KAABIL nahi,

Wife - To KAABIL chalein?
Husband - Main Utna RAEES nahi...
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Baad Main Ghar Main Bacchon ne DANGAL Dekha..😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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Husband और Wife दोनों Market गए
तो एक लड़की ने hello किया.....😊
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Wife - कौन थी वो..........😡
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Husband - अब तुम प्लीज् दिमाग खराब मत करो
अभी उसको भी बताना है की तुम कौन हो ....😜😜😝😛

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Yogesh ne Apni Shadi ki Anniversary Par Apni Patni se pucha:
Yogesh - Apni Sadi ko 5 years ho gaye hain tumko Sexx ka sabse
jayada Maja kis din aaya??
Biwi ne Sarmate hue Jawab diya - "Ji us din...jab aap Ludhiana gaye hue the...

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Ek Ladki Apne Boy Friend ke Sath Ghoom Rahi thi...
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Itne main Uska
Husband Aa gaya aur uske Boy Friend Ko Maarne laga...
Ladki - Maar Saale Ko
Apni biwi Ghumaata nahi hai,
Aur dusro
ki biwi Gumaane le aata hai...
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(itne me Boy Friend josh me
husband ko marne laga)
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Ladki - Maar saale Ko, na khud
Ghumaane le jata hai,
na kisi aur ko Ghumaane deta hai...

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Husband Aur Wife ka Payar
Wife - Tum Mujhse kitna pyar karte ho
Husband - Sahjah se bhi jayada
Wife - To tum bhi mere marne ke baad Taj Mahal banwaooge?
Husband - Yar main to Plot bhi le chuka hu, Pagli der to tu hi kar rahi hai...

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Teacher - kal school kyu nahi aaya.
Santa - Gir gaya tha or lag gayi.
Teacher - kahan gire, kahan lagi?
Santa - Takiye pe gira tha aur AANKH lag gayi

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Pati : Darling aaj sunday hai to soch raha hu ki thoda Enjoy kiya jae...
Patni : Achhha Idea hai
Pati : PVR main mast Movie chal rahi hai, isliye main evening show ke 3 Ticket laya hu...
Patni : 3 kis liye ?
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Pati : Tumhare liye aur Tumhare Mammy Papa ke liye....

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Patni ne Pati se poocha - Agar main kho gayi to tum kya karoge?
Pati ne javab diya, main advertise dunga ki jahan bhi raho khush raho…

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Purani Kahawat hai...
Sote Waqt koi Tension Le kar nahi Sona chahiye
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Fir Bhi
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Pata Nahi
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Log apne sath Wife (Patni) ko Lekar kyu sote hain

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Wife : tumne mujhe shadi se pehle qu nhi btaya ki tumhari phle hi RANI naam ki wife hai...
Hussband : mene shadi se phle btaya to tha k me tumhe RANI ki tarah rakhunga.

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Patni : Chandni chand se hoti hai, sitaron se nahi
Mohabaat ek se hoti hai, hazaron se nahi
Pati : Chandni chand se hogi to sitaron ka kya hoga

Mohabbat ek se hogi to hazaron ka kya hoga

*********** Wife: Aaj Main TOWEL mein thi aur
Sasur ji aa gaye
Husband : Fir tumne kya kiya??
wife : Jo rozana karti hu,
TOWEL ko khol ke GHUNGHAT BaNa
LIYA,

kuch sanskar mujhme bhi hain na...

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Bhikhari ne Awaaz lagayi - Babu ji roti
milegi??.
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Andar se awaz aai - Biwi ghar par nahi hai..
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Bhikhari - Chumma nahi maanga saale, Roti
to tu bhi de sakta hai...

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Wife - "Mujhe Lagta Hai Aap Ka
"Ankita" Ke Sath Najayaz Sambandh
Hai"
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Husband Hairani Se - "Ye Tum Kaise Keh Sakti Ho" ?
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Wife - "Kal Jab Uske Husband Mujhe Milne Aaye To
Us Ne App Ka Underwear Pehan Rakha Tha"

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Pati Ka Saxx Karne Ka Mood Tha Office Se Ghar Aate Hue Market Se Condom Le Aya.. Ghar Aaya To Patni Ne Us Se Pucha.
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Patni : Ye Condom Kitne Ka Hai?
Husband : 10 Rupe Ka
Patni : Hey Bhagwan, Mehngayi To Dekho, Jab Main 7th Class Mein Thi Tab 50 Paisi Ke 3 Aate The

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Pati Gaana Gaa Raha tha - Main Duniya Hila
dunga Teri Chahat main..
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Patni - Rahne do Raat ko Khatiya to Hila
nahi pate ho, Duniya kya Khak Hilaoge...

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