Thursday, March 10, 2011

Mast Hindi Chutkule or Jokes

Hindi Chutkule - Hindi jokes - Chutkule in Hindi - Mast Chutkule Hindi Main

Patni ki chaddi kho gayi
Usne Apne Pati se pucha to use bhi nahi pata tha
Pati ne maid se pucha
Maid - Shahab Aapko to pata hai main chaddi nahi pehanti...

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Santa knocks the door
Banta - kaun hai ??
Santa - main hoon
Banta - main kaun ??

Santa - Abe pagal khud ko hi bhool gaya tu banta...

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Beta - Papa aap to chutiya ho
Santa - Kyu be?
Beta - Kal jab aap bahar gaye the to mane
Mummy ko uncle se kehte hue suna tha
"Jaldi aa jao nahi to wo chutiya aa jayega"

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Santa - Yaar meri shadi karwa de
Banta - Karwa to dunga, lakin ek shart hai, teri shadi ke baad
main teri biwi ko cinema dikhane le jaunga...
Banta - thik hai le jaiyo par meri bhi ek shart hai
Main shadi teri bahan se karunga...

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Sarabi (Doctor se) - Aap meri Sarab chudwa sakte ho kya ?
Doctor - Han kyu nahi...
Sarabi - To Police ne meri 20 Botel pakdi hai... Pls Chudwa do...

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Chintu : Papa aap Press kyu kar rahe ho...
Papa : Press karne se Silwate naikal jati hain...
Chintu : Phir to achha hai Papa, Main Dada ji ke Gaal ki bhi Silwate nikal dunga...

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Dada (Pote se) - Teri Teacher aa rahi hai, ja chup ja...
Pota - Pahale aap chup jaoo, apki Maut ke bahane mane 2 week ki chutti le rakkhhi hai...

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Ladka - Tum chaddi kyun nahi pehanti ho?
Ladki - Mane apne pati se wada kiya hai ki uske alawa main kisi or ke aage apni chaddi nahi utarungi..!

Hindi Jokes

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

mast ha yaar keep it up :))

mast sms said...

mast majedar shayari

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