Saturday, January 21, 2017

I Think You are Thinking About My Thinking

I Think You are Thinking About My Thinking...
Which i am thinking, you are just thinking so now you are thinking about my Thinking

Wednesday, January 18, 2017

RUN Movie Dialogues from Vijay Raaz

Most Popular Dialogues in RUN Movie from Vijay Raaz

Bada Kamjor Leg piece hai... iss Murghi ko polio ho gaya tha kya?

Kaika Dilli hai bhaiya, dil to hai hi nahi kisi ke paas

Graduate samajh ke humko line maar rahi hai kya?

Doosre ka Suitcase aur doosre ki biwi ko haath nahi lagana chahiye

Abe chai mangi thi, parliament se ayegi kya?

Bhagwan ko malum tha ki aadmi saala kuch kare na kare lekin daru zaroor piyega...
Isiliye usne aadmi ko Ek dimag, Ek thobda, Ek dil de diya... lekin kidney 2 de diya, ki agar ek kharab ho jaye to aadmi doosri se apna kaam chalata rahe

Tuesday, January 17, 2017

Pati Patni in Funny Mood

Pati Patni ke very Funny Mazak (Chutkule)

पति - "मेरी शर्ट उल्टी करके प्रेस करना..."

पत्नि - "ठीक है..!!!"

पति ने 10 मिनिट बाद पूछा "मेरी शर्ट प्रेस हो गई..."

पत्नि - "नहीं...."

पति - " क्यों...!!!!!"

पत्नि - " उल्टी नहीं आ रही है..."😩😝😜😜
💃💃💃💃💃

Sunday, January 15, 2017

Saas aur Bahu ke Funny Chutkule

Saas Bahu ki Masti aur Funny Majak

SAASU - Bhagwan ne tumhe 2-2 Aankhen di hai
Chawal main se 2-4 Patthar nahi nikal sakti ho..
BAHU - Very Funny, Bhagwan ne tumhe 32 daant diye hain,
2-4 Patthar nahi chaba sakti ho...

Thursday, January 12, 2017

Sachi Prem Kahani in Hindi

Ek Sachi Prem Kahani in Hindi, Prem Kahaniya

Ek School Ka Ladka Ek College Ki Ladaki Se

Bahut Pyaar Karta Tha,

Roj Aate Jaate Time Khidki Se Dekha

Karta Tha,

Ek Din Gali Mein Ghoomte Hue Ladaki ne Ladke Ko Aawaaz Lagai,

Aur Ladke Ke Dil Mein

Bijliyaan Kadak Uthi,

Ladki Pyaar Se Ladke Ke Paas Gayi Aur Boli...

2 Saal Chote Ho Tum, Mujhe Didi Bola Karo,

Saala Saare Romaans Ki Waat Lag Gayi

Monday, January 9, 2017

Mammi App Jabardasti Khilati Kyu Ho

Baccho ke liye Chutkule

Baccha Toilate se Aawaz Lagate hue
"Mammi...kar li"
Mammi - 'Khud hi dho lo beta'
Baccha gusse main
"Jab aap Dhula nahi sakti to jabardasti
KHILATI kyu ho...

Thursday, January 5, 2017

Doctor Jokes Funny Doctor Patient Chutkule

Doctor Jokes Medical Jokes Doctor Patient Chutkule - Funny dialogue between doctor patient

A guy goes to the Doctor.
Guy - Doctor, I think I broke my arm in three places...
Doctor - Well, don't go to those places!

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A Cute Nurse came for the interview...
Doctor - What salary do you expect?
Nurse - Rs.10,000. only
Doctor was overjoyed & said - My Pleasure.
Nurse - With Pleasure its 25,000.

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Dentist - Don’t worry, it will take me only 1 minute to pull your tooth out.
Patient - And how much will it cost me?
Doctor - 100$.
Patient - For a 1 minute job?
Doctor - If you prefer, I can be pulling it out for one hour...

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Patient - Doctor sahab, apko yakeen hai ki mujhe Nimonia (pneumonia) hai,
kyunki picchle dino ek doctor mere friend ka Namoonia ka ilaaj karta raha aur woh Tyfied se mar gaya...
Doctor - Yes! Mujhe pura yakeen hai ki tu nimonia se hi marega...

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The doctor told a patient that if he ran eight kilometers a day for 300 days,
He would loose 34 kilos.
After 300 days, the patient called the doctor to report he had lost weight, but he had a problem.
Doctor - 'What is the problem?'
Patient - 'I am 2400 kms. away from home...

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Patient - Na khaauu, to bhook lagti hai. Na souu, to Neend aati hai. Zyada kaam karu, to thakawat hoti hai.
Doctor - Sari Raat Dhoop main baitho, Theek ho jaoge.

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Patient - Doctor Sahab, main jab baat karta hu to mujhe sirf awaaz sunaai deti hai, aadmi nahi dikhta.
Doctor - Aisa kab hota hai?
Patient - Phone karte waqt...

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Sharabi to Doctor - Kya aap meri sharab chhudwa sakte ho?
Doctor - Yes, kyun nahi.
Sharabi - To police headquaters main meri 4 bottle padi hai. Please chhudwa do...

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Doctor - You should take at least 10 glasses of water everyday.
Patient - It is impossible.
Doctor - Why?
Patient - I have only 4 glasses at home.....

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Lady Patient - Doctor! Please call my husband inside.
Doctor - Trust me, I'm a Gentleman.
Lady - No Doctor, Your Nurse is sitting outside & my husband is not a Gentleman...

Monday, January 2, 2017

First Funny Jokes of the year 2017

Very Funny Jokes, Sandy and Police Wala jokes

Police - Knock Knock
Sandy - Who is it?
Police - Police, open the Door
Sandy - What do you want?
Police - We need To Talk
Sandy - How many are you?
Police - Two
Sandy - Then Talk to each other...

Sunday, January 1, 2017

Wishing You Happy New Year

Wishing You Happy New Year 2017 - New Chutkule and Jokes

2017 Main koi agar apko
Bewkoof kahe to gussa mat hona
Dukhi mat hona, Paresan bhi mat hona,
Rona bhi nahi aur Darna bhi nahi,
Himmat se chair par baithna aur
Thande Dimag se sochna
"Sala Pata Kase Chala Usko"
Market main New hai...forward karo

Happy New Year 2017

Saturday, December 31, 2016

Husband Wife and Maid Wala Joke

Funny Jokes on Husband Wife and Maid

Wife Lost Her 2 Panties in Her House.
She asked her Husband if he had seen her Panties.
Husband replied - No.
She then shouted on her Maid and asked her about the Panties.
Maid replied to Madam in front of her Husband...
Sahab, Aap to Jante hi ho ki main to kuch pahanti hi nahi...

Thursday, December 29, 2016

Majedar Bengali Chutkule

Aamir Khan Dangal in Bengali Chutkule

Bengali - Dongle dekha kya?
Me - Kaun sa tha...Airtel ya Tata ka?
Bengali - Udibaba Dongle Dongle
Omir Khon Wola Noya Moovee Dongle...

Tuesday, December 27, 2016

Joke To Pura Veg Tha

Ek Ladki Ka Dil Chay (Tea) Peene Ko Kiya
Par Jaise hi usne Fridge Khola To Usme Doodh Hi Nahi Tha
Tabhi Usko Ek Idea Aaya, Aur wo Apne Kamre Main Gayi aur
Apne Kapde Utaare, Naye Kapde Pahne Aur Market Se Doodh Lekar Aayi
Aur Fir Chay Bana ke Pee.
Arey Aap Logo Ne Kyu Apna Pakad Liya Tha, Joke To Pura Veg Tha

Read More Non Veg Jokes/Chutkule

Sunday, December 25, 2016

Agar aaj fir Sarab pikar ghar aaye to

Patni- Yaad Rakho, Agar aaj fir Sarab pikar ghar aaye to main Sucide kar lungi...
Pati - Yar! Tum daily yahi baat kahati ho but na to
tum apna promise pura karti ho aur na main Sarab Peena hi chodta hu...

Saturday, December 24, 2016

Wishing You a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year

We Wish You a Merry Christmas and A Happy New Year 2017

Happy Merry Christmas, Happy New Year 2017, Merry Christmas quotes

Merry Christmas & Happy New Year to all

We Wish You a Merry Christmas and A Happy New Year 2017
May your life be filled with joy and happiness and may each new day bring you moments to cherish.
Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year 2017!!

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May this Christmas bring you all the love and luck in the world...
Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year 2017!!

Thursday, December 22, 2016

Beta kya yahi Hamari Sanskriti Hai

Ek Ladka Park main Ped (Tree) ke piche
Apni Girl Friend ke sath khada tha...
Ek Buddha Aadmi Pass se Guzra aur bola - 'Beta' kya yahi hamari sanskriti hai?
Ladka - nahi uncle... ye to Malhotra Uncle ki Sangeeta hai...
Aap dusre Ped (Tree) ke piche check kijiye....

😜😜😜😜😜😉😉😉

Wednesday, December 21, 2016

Ek Anpadh Ladki ki Suhagrat

सुहागरात चुटकुले जोक्स हिंदी में - Suhagrat Masti Time

एक अनपढ़ लड़की की सुहागरात के अगले दिन
उसकी पढ़ी-लिखी बहन उसे छेड़ने के लिए फोन करती है...
बहन - और दीदी कैसी रही आपकी सुहागरात? मज़ा आया कि नहीं?
दीदी - हाँ, बहुत मजा आया।
बहन - और जीजा जी का नेचर कैसा है?
दीदी (शरमाते हुए) - बहुत मोटा है।

.😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Tuesday, December 20, 2016

हरियाणा की ताई के चुटकुले

हरियाणा की ताई के मजेदार चुटकुले और जोक्स - हरियानवी चुटकुले

एक बार एक मुकदमे में ताई गवाह बना दी गई।

ताई कोर्ट में जा कर खड़ी हो गई,

दोनो वकील भी ताई के गाँव के ही थे !

पहला वकील बोला - "ताई तू मन्ने जाणे स ?

ताई बोली - हाँ भाई तू रामफूल का छोरा है ना,

तेरा बापु घणा सूधा आदमी था ।

पर तू निकम्मा एक नम्बर का झूठा।

झूठ, बोल बोल कर के तूं लोगां ने ठगै सै।

"झूठे गवाह" बना कर के तू केस जीते सै।

तेरे से तो सारे लोग परेशान है,

तेरी लुगाई भी परेशान हो कर के तन्ने छोड़ गै भाज गई।

वकील बेचारा चुप हो कर के देखने लगा ।

उसने सोचा मेरी तो घणी बेइज्जती हो गई अब तू दुसरे की और करा,

उस वकील ने थोडी देर में
दूसरे वकील की तरफ इशारा कर के,

पुछा="ताई"तू इसने जाणे सै के?

ताई बोली=" हाँ "

यो फुले काणे का छोरा सै ।

इसके बापू ने निरे रूपिये खर्च करके इसे पढ़ाया पर इसने 'आंक ' नही सीखा ।

सारी उमर छोरियां के पीछै हांडे गया।

इसका चक्कर तेरी बहू से भी था!

(कोर्ट में बैठी जनता हांसण लाग गी)

जज बोला - "आर्डर आर्डर"।

और दोनो वकीलों को अपने चेम्बर में बुलाया।

जज बोला - अगर तुम दोनो वकीलों में से किसी ने भी इस ताई से यो पूछा के,

" इस जज न जाणे से "

तो मैं थारे गोली मरवा दूँगा.

😃😂😂😜😜😏

Saturday, December 17, 2016

Ladkiyo ke Best Hindi Chutkule

Ladkiyo ke Hindi Chutkule - Funny Mast Hindi Jokes

एक सुंदर औरत👩 क्रिकेट का मैच देख रही थी
और
चेहरे पर इंडिया के झंडे का नक्शा था,
एक बजुर्ग पास आया
और
उसके चेहरे को चूम💋 कर बोला
कितना सुंदर है मेरा भारत।
😆😆😆😆😆😆😜😜😜😜😜😜😂

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एक लड़की की शादी से दो दिन पहले उसकी
सहेली ने पूछा - शादी की सारी
तैयारियां कर ली क्या?
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लड़की - हाँ दोनों SIM नाले में फेंक दिया, फ़ोन तो Format कर दिया है,
Facebook भी Deactivate कर दिया है,
बस तू अपना मुँह बंद रखीयो। 😡
😂 😂 😂

Friday, December 16, 2016

Shadi ke baad kya hoga?

Ladki ne Saheli se pucha - Shadi ke baad kya hoga?

लड़की ने सहेली से कहा, बहुत डर लग रहा है। शादी के बाद क्या होगा?

सहेली : पगली डर मत। मोदी जी की बात याद नहीं?

लड़की : क्या बहना?

सहेली: 50 दिन तक तकलीफ होगी, फिर तो मजा आने लगेगा!!😋😋😋😋😋😃

Monday, December 12, 2016

Sardar ki Biwi ko Heart Attack aaya

Bhai Khyal rakho apni Biwi Ka - Sardar ke Chutkule

एक सरदार घर आया तो देखा कि उसकी बीवी नंगी लेटी हुई है,
पसीना निकल रहा है और सांस फूली हुई है...
सरदार ने पूछा : क्या हुआ ?
बीवी : दिल घबरा रहा है, जल्दी से डॉक्टर को बुलाओ..
सरदार डॉक्टर को बुलाने भगा तो बच्चे ने दरवाजे पर रोक कर
बताया कि चाचू बेड के नीचे नंगे छुपे हुए हें..
सरदार वापस आया,
बेड के नीचे से भाई को निकला और गुस्से से कहा : मादरचोद!
तेरी भाभी को हार्ट अटैक आया है!
और तू नंगा हो के बच्चो को डरा रहा है...😅😅😅😅

Friday, December 9, 2016

Judwa Bacho ki Shararat

Judwa Bacho ki Shararat wale chutkule

ठंड का समय था...
जुड़वां बच्चे अपने कमरे में बैठे थे।
एक हंस-हंस के लोटपोट हो रहा था, जबकि दूसरा उदास था।
पिता - इतना क्यों हंस रहे हो?
बच्चा - मम्मी ने दोनों बार इसी को नहला दिया...!
happy winter

Sunday, December 4, 2016

Smart Bhikari aur Ladki

Bhikari (Pinki se) - Madam 2 rupaye de do...
Pinki - Sarm nahi aati, Itne Smart, Khubsurat, Handsome Jawan
Ladke ho aur Bheek mangte ho?
Bhikari (Khush Hokar) - Thik hai to phir 1 PaPpi hi de do...

Thursday, November 17, 2016

Kya Sonam Gupta Bewafa hai

Mil Gaya Answer - Kya Sonam Gupta Bewafa hai

सबसे बड़े सवाल का जवाब मिल गया।
कट्टप्पा ने बाहुबली को क्यों मारा जवाब मिल गया
सोनम गुप्ता कट्टप्पा से प्यार करती थी ...
लेकिन बाहुबली के पास 100₹ के बहुत सारे नोट देखकर वो बाहुबली की गर्लफ्रेंड बन गयी .......और कट्टप्पा से बेवफाई कर गयी
गुस्से में आकर "कट्टप्पा ने बाहुबली को मार दिया"
और उसके सारे नोट पर लिख दिया *सोनम गुप्ता बेवफा है*

Friday, November 11, 2016

Aaj ke Top Chutkule or Jokes

Wah!! Maza aa gaya

chutkule images, jokes photo, new chutkule, updated chutkule photo, chutkule jokes

Wednesday, November 9, 2016

Rs 500 and Rs 1000 Notes Band

Toofani Chutkule and Jokes

Ab Kaun Ye Afwah faila raha ki kal Modi ji
Gold ko Loha Ghosit kar denge...

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Abhi Ek ladke ko traffic police ne bina Helmet ke pakad liya
Ladke ne 500 diya
Police ne mana kar diya
Ladke ne 1000 ka note diya
Police wala bola - 100 hi de do bhai...ye nahi leta

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Aaj Subha MODI Ji ne Freeze khola
aur Milk ki Jagah Thumbsup nikli aur bola
Chalo INDIA aaj kuch Toofani karte hain

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Ek 9/11 main America hill gaya
dusre 9/11 main India Hill gaya

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Note kya band hue..sab logo ne apne hi Ghar mein
Raid Marni shuru kr di

Saturday, November 5, 2016

Ab ye Afwah Kisne Phaila di

Ab ye Afwah Kisne Phaila di ki,
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JIO ka Condom aa raha hai aur,
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3 Months ke liye FUDDII Free hai.

Monday, October 31, 2016

Har Nazar Main Ek Kosish Shayari

Har Nazar main Ek Kosish Hoti Hai,
Har DIL main Ek Chahat hoti hai,
Mumkin nahi hai har Ek ke liye TajMahal Banana,
Kyuki Har Ek ke DIL main 4-5 Mumtaj Hoti hai...

Monday, October 24, 2016

Sabse Chota Chutkula

Nawaz Sharif - MODI Ji hume Kashmir chahiye..
MODI JI - Ok ShareIt chalu karo apna...
Aur jab Recieve kiya to ye likh kar aaya - You have not enough space please delete your Lahore, Bluchistan...

Wednesday, October 19, 2016

Karva Chauth ki Shubhkamnaye

Happy Karwa Chauth 'Karva Chauth'

May this day fill your life with lots of love and happiness. Wishing you Happy Karva Chauth!

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Sabhi Vivahit bhaiyo Ko Ye Suchit Kiya jata hai
ki
Aaj ke din Savdhani aur Sayam Se kaam le...
Kyuki
Bhuki Sherni Jyada Khatarnak Hoti hai...

Happy Karva Chauth

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Udti hui khabar aa rahi hai
ki Airtel 4G wali Ladki ne Karwa Chauth ka Chaand Download
Karke Khana bhi kha liya....

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Special Request
Kripya apni PHOTO DP par lagaye
Ho sakta hai ki koi Aapki Purani Dost Karwa Chauth ka Fast rakhi ho!!!

Thursday, October 13, 2016

Rohit ke Chutkule in America USA

Rohit Bhai in America Trip...

Rohit America (USA) Ghoomne Gaya,
American – Yahaan se jaldi chale jao
Rohit – kyon bhai?
American – Hamare yahan War ho gaya hai
Rohit – Abe chupkar, Hamare india main to rojana Var hota hai
American– wo kaise?
Rohit
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Somvar, Mangalvar, Budhvaar...
American behosh

Thursday, September 29, 2016

Suhagrat Par KHUNTI hi Thokte Rahe Wo

Suhagrat ki Bahut Badi BC...

Ek Ladki ki Saheli Usse Suhagrat ke bare main Puchti hai,
Saheli - Please.. pls bata na yar kya hua plsss,
Ladki - to suno wo aaye aur Kamre ki Kundi Band kar li
Saheli - fir kya hua?
Ladki - Phir unhone apna Coat utaar kar KHUNTI par taang diya
Saheli - are jaldi bata fir kya hua
Ladki - phir unhone apni Paint utari...aur Khunti par taang di
Saheli - Phir??

Ladki - fir unhone apni Shirt bhi Khunti par taang di
Saheli - Plssss jaldi bata yar fir kya hua?
Ladki - Phir kya hua ki jase hi unhone apni baniyan utaar kar KHUNTI par taangi,
KHUNTI TOOT gayi aur Vo Sari Raat KHUNTI hi THOKTE rahe...

Wednesday, September 28, 2016

Ab kya chahte ho bhai

Ladka - Sir, main apki beti se pichle 21 saal se payar karta hu.
Ladki ka baap - to ab kya chahte ho?
Ladka - Sadi.
Ladki ka baap - Thank God! Maine socha sayad tum Pension chahte ho

Tuesday, September 27, 2016

Punjabi Chutkule aur Jokes

Mast Punjabi Chutkule aur Majedar Jokes in Punjabi

Pappu First Time Plane te Beta...
Jidda Ea Plane Da Agla Tire Uthe Uthiya
Pappu Pilot Nu Kuttan Lag Giya Te Usnu Kiha...
Saaliya Main Pelah Ea Dariya Piya Te Tu Stunts Mar Riha!!

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Amitabh - Ab aakhri sawal 1
crore ka what is your fathers
name?
Pappu - Hasne laga.
Amitabh - Has kyon rhe ho.?
Pappu - Kanjra option ta de..

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Sardar ne beti ke Room main Cigarette Dekha,
O God She Smoke
Whisky Dekha,
O God She Drink
Fir ek ladka uske kamre main dekha,
Thank God ye sab is ladke ka hai

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Sardar - oof ye roj roj CONDOM
lagane ke chakkar mein, mein to
pareshan ho gaya hoon!
Wife - tusi
Lamination kyu nahi karwa late.

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3 Sardars talking about aids...
1 - mai to condom ke bina karta nahi.
2 - mai to ungli main bhi
condom pehenta hu.
3 - mai to
bilkul risk nahi leta padosi se
karwata hun..

Sunday, September 18, 2016

Fauji ka Smart Jawab

Sunil Fauj Main Major Tha
Usko Log Kafi Smart Aur Intelligent Bola Karte The
Ek Din Faujiyo Ki Ek Party Chal Rahi Thi Us main Ek Ladki Aayi
Usne Sunil Se Pucha - "Aap Log To Fauj Main Rahte Hai Desh Ki Seva Main Busy Rahte Hai, Aapne Last Time Sex Kab Kiya Thha?"
Sunil Ne Kuch Socha Aur Bola - "1955"
Ladki Khush Hote Hue "Wow, Apko To Bahut Time Ho Gaya, Kya Aap Abhi Mere Sath Sex Karna Chahenge?"
Sunil Ne Apni Watch Dekhi Aur Muskurate Hue Bola - "Nahi Dear Abhi Nahi, Abhi To Sirf 2035 Hue Hai, Thodi Der Baad Karenge"

Friday, September 16, 2016

Behad Lambe Jokes aur Chutkule

Mom - Beta tu baal kyun nahi katwata??
Son - Tum samajhti nahi ho maa, ye fashion hai"
Mom - Are idiot...! Ladke wale teri behan ko dekhne aaye the aur tujhe pasand kar gaye hain.

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Hindi ki Teacher Class main padha rahi thi, Achanak Pappu Utha aur bola
Pappu - Mam, May i go to Washroom
Madam (Gusse Main) - Hindi nahi aati, Hindi ke Period main Hindi main Bola karo
Pappu - Bahanji, Pesaab Kar aaye
Madam - Theek hai jaao
Dusre din English ki Class main
Pappu - Bahan ji Pesaab kar aaye
Madam (Gusse main) - English ki class main English main Baat kiya karo
Pappu - OK Mam, May I go to Washroom
Madam - Ok Go
Pappu ne socha ki ab wo kisi ko sikayat ka mauka nahi dega
aur teesre din Sangeet ki Class main
Pappu (Gaana Gate hue) - Yayi re Yayi re Jor se Su Su AAyi Re,
Madam - Tutak Tutak Tutiya Bahar Jakar Mutiyaa

Monday, September 12, 2016

TV ne Bachho ko Bigada ya Bachho ne TV ko

TV ne Bachho ko Bigada ya Bachho ne TV ko

घर का T.V बिगड़ जाए
तो माता-पिता कहते हैं..
बच्चों ने बिगाड़ा है;
और अगर बच्चे बिगड़ जाएं तो
कहते है..
T.V. ने बिगाड़ा है !!!

Monday, September 5, 2016

Chulbule Chutkule Bade Majedar

Badi Khusi hoti hai Jab Girl kahati hai,
'Jaanu Bahut Bada hai'
Par Tension bhi hoti hai ki isne Chota kiska dekha hoga

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Ek Aurat ne Rote hue Apni sath wali Padosan ko Dukhda sunaya,
Aurat - Mujhe Bachha nahi ho raha hai,
Padosan - Tumhara Pati Na-Mard hoga
Aurat - Mera Pati kya mujhe to Tumhara Pati bhi Na-Mard Lagta hai...

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Aaj usne 1 Ajeeb baat puch li Yaro,
Boli meri Yaad aane par khada hota hai... Ya..
Khada hone par Meri yaad aati hai.

Bechara Pati

पत्नी ने सुबह सुबह पति से कहा
कि
आधा सर दुख रहा है.....
पति ने गलती से बोल दिया
कि
जितना है, उतना ही तो दुखेगा...
तब से पति का पूरा शरीर दुःख रहा हे....

Friday, August 26, 2016

Shortest Joke Or Chutkule

Santa : Meri girlfriend jwaan hai,
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Banta : To Border pe bhej de..!!

Thursday, August 18, 2016

Kal mere Sapne main ek Ladki aayi thi

Pati - Kal mere Sapne main ek Ladki aayi thi... Wah Kya ladki thi,
Patni - Akeli Aayi hogi?
Pati - Tumko kase pata?
Patni - Uska Pati mere sapne main jo aaya tha

Thursday, August 11, 2016

Happy Independence Day 2016

Happy Independence Day 2016. We wish you a very Happy Independence Day

Happy Independence Day, Independence Day 2016

Watan hamara Misaal Mohabbat ki,
Todta hai deewaar Nafrat ki,
Meri Khush Naseebi, ki
Mili zindagi is chaman main, Bhula na
sake koi iski khushboo kabhi.
Happy Independence Day!
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Aao desh ka Samman kare
Shahido ki Shahadat Yaad kare
Ek baar phir se Rashtra ki kamaan,
Hum Hindustani apne haath dhare..
Aao.. Swantantra Divas ka Maan kare
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Na sar jhuka hai kabhi,
aur na jhukayengay Kabhi,
Jo apny dum pe jiyen sach main zindagi hai wohi...
Live like a true independent nation...
Happy Independence Day
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Saturday, August 6, 2016

Happy Friendship Day 2016

Celebrate Friendship Day 2016 on August 7, Sunday

Apki Muskurahat Hamari Pahchan Thi,
Apki Khusi Hamari shaan Thi,
Kuchh Bhi Nahi Apke bina Hamari Jindagi Main,
Bas Itna Samaj Lijiye, Apki Dosti Hi Hamari JAAŅ Thi...
Happy Friendship Day 2016

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Dosti ka ye tohfa yaad rakhna,
Dil ke kisi kone main hamara bhi naam rkhna....
Happy Friendship Day..

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Friends are the light of life. Hold a true friend with both your hands.
Happy Friendship Day..

Happy Friendship Day 2016, Happy Friendship Day Wishes, Friendship Day sms, Friendship Day Message, Happy Friendship Day

Friday, July 29, 2016

Ek Jaat ka Train main safar

Yatri - Sir, thoda side ho jaiye mujhe bhi baithna hai
Jat - Jante ho main kaun hu??
Yatri - Sorry Sir, main kisi aur seat par baith jata hu
Ek Pahlwan Yatri jaat se, Thoda Side ho jaiye
Jat - Jante nahi main kaun hu
Pahalwan ne Jaat ki Gardan pakdi aur bola, Bata be kaun hai Tu,
Jat - Main BIMAAR hu, ek hafte se Bukhaar hai!!!!

Sunday, July 17, 2016

Ande Foot Jaayenge

Ek Bar Train Main bahut bheed thi,
Aur Baathroom ke paas ek Bori rakhi hui thi,
Ek Aadmi us bori par jaise hi baithne laga to ek lady boli,
Us Bori par mat baitho, Ande foot jaayenge.
Aadmi bola, itni bheed main aise bori main
ande leke kyun chalti ho??
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Lady boli, Abe chutiye,
Bori main to keel hai,
Ande tere foot jaayenge.