Friday, December 9, 2016

Judwa Bacho ki Shararat

Judwa Bacho ki Shararat wale chutkule

ठंड का समय था...
जुड़वां बच्चे अपने कमरे में बैठे थे।
एक हंस-हंस के लोटपोट हो रहा था, जबकि दूसरा उदास था।
पिता - इतना क्यों हंस रहे हो?
बच्चा - मम्मी ने दोनों बार इसी को नहला दिया...!
happy winter

Sunday, December 4, 2016

Smart Bhikari aur Ladki

Bhikari (Pinki se) - Madam 2 rupaye de do...
Pinki - Sarm nahi aati, Itne Smart, Khubsurat, Handsome Jawan
Ladke ho aur Bheek mangte ho?
Bhikari (Khush Hokar) - Thik hai to phir 1 PaPpi hi de do...

Thursday, November 17, 2016

Kya Sonam Gupta Bewafa hai

Mil Gaya Answer - Kya Sonam Gupta Bewafa hai

सबसे बड़े सवाल का जवाब मिल गया।
कट्टप्पा ने बाहुबली को क्यों मारा जवाब मिल गया
सोनम गुप्ता कट्टप्पा से प्यार करती थी ...
लेकिन बाहुबली के पास 100₹ के बहुत सारे नोट देखकर वो बाहुबली की गर्लफ्रेंड बन गयी .......और कट्टप्पा से बेवफाई कर गयी
गुस्से में आकर "कट्टप्पा ने बाहुबली को मार दिया"
और उसके सारे नोट पर लिख दिया *सोनम गुप्ता बेवफा है*

Wednesday, November 9, 2016

Rs 500 and Rs 1000 Notes Band

Toofani Chutkule and Jokes

Ab Kaun Ye Afwah faila raha ki kal Modi ji
Gold ko Loha Ghosit kar denge...

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Abhi Ek ladke ko traffic police ne bina Helmet ke pakad liya
Ladke ne 500 diya
Police ne mana kar diya
Ladke ne 1000 ka note diya
Police wala bola - 100 hi de do bhai...ye nahi leta

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Aaj Subha MODI Ji ne Freeze khola
aur Milk ki Jagah Thumbsup nikli aur bola
Chalo INDIA aaj kuch Toofani karte hain

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Ek 9/11 main America hill gaya
dusre 9/11 main India Hill gaya

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Note kya band hue..sab logo ne apne hi Ghar mein
Raid Marni shuru kr di

Saturday, November 5, 2016

Ab ye Afwah Kisne Phaila di

Ab ye Afwah Kisne Phaila di ki,
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JIO ka Condom aa raha hai aur,
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3 Months ke liye FUDDII Free hai.

Monday, October 31, 2016

Har Nazar Main Ek Kosish Shayari

Har Nazar main Ek Kosish Hoti Hai,
Har DIL main Ek Chahat hoti hai,
Mumkin nahi hai har Ek ke liye TajMahal Banana,
Kyuki Har Ek ke DIL main 4-5 Mumtaj Hoti hai...

Monday, October 24, 2016

Sabse Chota Chutkula

Nawaz Sharif - MODI Ji hume Kashmir chahiye..
MODI JI - Ok ShareIt chalu karo apna...
Aur jab Recieve kiya to ye likh kar aaya - You have not enough space please delete your Lahore, Bluchistan...

Wednesday, October 19, 2016

Karva Chauth ki Shubhkamnaye

Happy Karwa Chauth 'Karva Chauth'

May this day fill your life with lots of love and happiness. Wishing you Happy Karva Chauth!

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Sabhi Vivahit bhaiyo Ko Ye Suchit Kiya jata hai
ki
Aaj ke din Savdhani aur Sayam Se kaam le...
Kyuki
Bhuki Sherni Jyada Khatarnak Hoti hai...

Happy Karva Chauth

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Udti hui khabar aa rahi hai
ki Airtel 4G wali Ladki ne Karwa Chauth ka Chaand Download
Karke Khana bhi kha liya....

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Special Request
Kripya apni PHOTO DP par lagaye
Ho sakta hai ki koi Aapki Purani Dost Karwa Chauth ka Fast rakhi ho!!!

Thursday, October 13, 2016

Rohit ke Chutkule in America USA

Rohit Bhai in America Trip...

Rohit America (USA) Ghoomne Gaya,
American – Yahaan se jaldi chale jao
Rohit – kyon bhai?
American – Hamare yahan War ho gaya hai
Rohit – Abe chupkar, Hamare india main to rojana Var hota hai
American– wo kaise?
Rohit
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Somvar, Mangalvar, Budhvaar...
American behosh

Thursday, September 29, 2016

Suhagrat Par KHUNTI hi Thokte Rahe Wo

Suhagrat ki Bahut Badi BC...

Ek Ladki ki Saheli Usse Suhagrat ke bare main Puchti hai,
Saheli - Please.. pls bata na yar kya hua plsss,
Ladki - to suno wo aaye aur Kamre ki Kundi Band kar li
Saheli - fir kya hua?
Ladki - Phir unhone apna Coat utaar kar KHUNTI par taang diya
Saheli - are jaldi bata fir kya hua
Ladki - phir unhone apni Paint utari...aur Khunti par taang di
Saheli - Phir??
Ladki - fir unhone apni Shirt bhi Khunti par taang di
Saheli - Plssss jaldi bata yar fir kya hua?
Ladki - Phir kya hua ki jase hi unhone apni baniyan utaar kar KHUNTI par taangi,
KHUNTI TOOT gayi aur Vo Sari Raat KHUNTI hi THOKTE rahe...

Wednesday, September 28, 2016

Ab kya chahte ho bhai

Ladka - Sir, main apki beti se pichle 21 saal se payar karta hu.
Ladki ka baap - to ab kya chahte ho?
Ladka - Sadi.
Ladki ka baap - Thank God! Maine socha sayad tum Pension chahte ho

Tuesday, September 27, 2016

Punjabi Chutkule aur Jokes

Mast Punjabi Chutkule aur Majedar Jokes in Punjabi

Pappu First Time Plane te Beta...
Jidda Ea Plane Da Agla Tire Uthe Uthiya
Pappu Pilot Nu Kuttan Lag Giya Te Usnu Kiha...
Saaliya Main Pelah Ea Dariya Piya Te Tu Stunts Mar Riha!!

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Amitabh - Ab aakhri sawal 1
crore ka what is your fathers
name?
Pappu - Hasne laga.
Amitabh - Has kyon rhe ho.?
Pappu - Kanjra option ta de..

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Sardar ne beti ke Room main Cigarette Dekha,
O God She Smoke
Whisky Dekha,
O God She Drink
Fir ek ladka uske kamre main dekha,
Thank God ye sab is ladke ka hai

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Sardar - oof ye roj roj CONDOM
lagane ke chakkar mein, mein to
pareshan ho gaya hoon!
Wife - tusi
Lamination kyu nahi karwa late.

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3 Sardars talking about aids...
1 - mai to condom ke bina karta nahi.
2 - mai to ungli main bhi
condom pehenta hu.
3 - mai to
bilkul risk nahi leta padosi se
karwata hun..

Sunday, September 18, 2016

Fauji ka Smart Jawab

Sunil Fauj Main Major Tha
Usko Log Kafi Smart Aur Intelligent Bola Karte The
Ek Din Faujiyo Ki Ek Party Chal Rahi Thi Us main Ek Ladki Aayi
Usne Sunil Se Pucha - "Aap Log To Fauj Main Rahte Hai Desh Ki Seva Main Busy Rahte Hai, Aapne Last Time Sex Kab Kiya Thha?"
Sunil Ne Kuch Socha Aur Bola - "1955"
Ladki Khush Hote Hue "Wow, Apko To Bahut Time Ho Gaya, Kya Aap Abhi Mere Sath Sex Karna Chahenge?"
Sunil Ne Apni Watch Dekhi Aur Muskurate Hue Bola - "Nahi Dear Abhi Nahi, Abhi To Sirf 2035 Hue Hai, Thodi Der Baad Karenge"

Friday, September 16, 2016

Behad Lambe Jokes aur Chutkule

Mom - Beta tu baal kyun nahi katwata??
Son - Tum samajhti nahi ho maa, ye fashion hai"
Mom - Are idiot...! Ladke wale teri behan ko dekhne aaye the aur tujhe pasand kar gaye hain.

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Hindi ki Teacher Class main padha rahi thi, Achanak Pappu Utha aur bola
Pappu - Mam, May i go to Washroom
Madam (Gusse Main) - Hindi nahi aati, Hindi ke Period main Hindi main Bola karo
Pappu - Bahanji, Pesaab Kar aaye
Madam - Theek hai jaao
Dusre din English ki Class main
Pappu - Bahan ji Pesaab kar aaye
Madam (Gusse main) - English ki class main English main Baat kiya karo
Pappu - OK Mam, May I go to Washroom
Madam - Ok Go
Pappu ne socha ki ab wo kisi ko sikayat ka mauka nahi dega
aur teesre din Sangeet ki Class main
Pappu (Gaana Gate hue) - Yayi re Yayi re Jor se Su Su AAyi Re,
Madam - Tutak Tutak Tutiya Bahar Jakar Mutiyaa

Monday, September 12, 2016

TV ne Bachho ko Bigada ya Bachho ne TV ko

TV ne Bachho ko Bigada ya Bachho ne TV ko

घर का T.V बिगड़ जाए
तो माता-पिता कहते हैं..
बच्चों ने बिगाड़ा है;
और अगर बच्चे बिगड़ जाएं तो
कहते है..
T.V. ने बिगाड़ा है !!!

Monday, September 5, 2016

Chulbule Chutkule Bade Majedar

Badi Khusi hoti hai Jab Girl kahati hai,
'Jaanu Bahut Bada hai'
Par Tension bhi hoti hai ki isne Chota kiska dekha hoga

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Ek Aurat ne Rote hue Apni sath wali Padosan ko Dukhda sunaya,
Aurat - Mujhe Bachha nahi ho raha hai,
Padosan - Tumhara Pati Na-Mard hoga
Aurat - Mera Pati kya mujhe to Tumhara Pati bhi Na-Mard Lagta hai...

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Aaj usne 1 Ajeeb baat puch li Yaro,
Boli meri Yaad aane par khada hota hai... Ya..
Khada hone par Meri yaad aati hai.

Bechara Pati

पत्नी ने सुबह सुबह पति से कहा
कि
आधा सर दुख रहा है.....
पति ने गलती से बोल दिया
कि
जितना है, उतना ही तो दुखेगा...
तब से पति का पूरा शरीर दुःख रहा हे....

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Friday, August 26, 2016

Shortest Joke Or Chutkule

Santa : Meri girlfriend jwaan hai,
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Banta : To Border pe bhej de..!!

Thursday, August 18, 2016

Kal mere Sapne main ek Ladki aayi thi

Pati - Kal mere Sapne main ek Ladki aayi thi... Wah Kya ladki thi,
Patni - Akeli Aayi hogi?
Pati - Tumko kase pata?
Patni - Uska Pati mere sapne main jo aaya tha

Thursday, August 11, 2016

Happy Independence Day 2016

Happy Independence Day 2016. We wish you a very Happy Independence Day

Happy Independence Day, Independence Day 2016

Watan hamara Misaal Mohabbat ki,
Todta hai deewaar Nafrat ki,
Meri Khush Naseebi, ki
Mili zindagi is chaman main, Bhula na
sake koi iski khushboo kabhi.
Happy Independence Day!
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Aao desh ka Samman kare
Shahido ki Shahadat Yaad kare
Ek baar phir se Rashtra ki kamaan,
Hum Hindustani apne haath dhare..
Aao.. Swantantra Divas ka Maan kare
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Na sar jhuka hai kabhi,
aur na jhukayengay Kabhi,
Jo apny dum pe jiyen sach main zindagi hai wohi...
Live like a true independent nation...
Happy Independence Day
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Saturday, August 6, 2016

Happy Friendship Day 2016

Celebrate Friendship Day 2016 on August 7, Sunday

Apki Muskurahat Hamari Pahchan Thi,
Apki Khusi Hamari shaan Thi,
Kuchh Bhi Nahi Apke bina Hamari Jindagi Main,
Bas Itna Samaj Lijiye, Apki Dosti Hi Hamari JAAŅ Thi...
Happy Friendship Day 2016

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Dosti ka ye tohfa yaad rakhna,
Dil ke kisi kone main hamara bhi naam rkhna....
Happy Friendship Day..

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Friends are the light of life. Hold a true friend with both your hands.
Happy Friendship Day..

Happy Friendship Day 2016, Happy Friendship Day Wishes, Friendship Day sms, Friendship Day Message, Happy Friendship Day

Friday, July 29, 2016

Ek Jaat ka Train main safar

Yatri - Sir, thoda side ho jaiye mujhe bhi baithna hai
Jat - Jante ho main kaun hu??
Yatri - Sorry Sir, main kisi aur seat par baith jata hu
Ek Pahlwan Yatri jaat se, Thoda Side ho jaiye
Jat - Jante nahi main kaun hu
Pahalwan ne Jaat ki Gardan pakdi aur bola, Bata be kaun hai Tu,
Jat - Main BIMAAR hu, ek hafte se Bukhaar hai!!!!

Sunday, July 17, 2016

Ande Foot Jaayenge

Ek Bar Train Main bahut bheed thi,
Aur Baathroom ke paas ek Bori rakhi hui thi,
Ek Aadmi us bori par jaise hi baithne laga to ek lady boli,
Us Bori par mat baitho, Ande foot jaayenge.
Aadmi bola, itni bheed main aise bori main
ande leke kyun chalti ho??
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Lady boli, Abe chutiye,
Bori main to keel hai,
Ande tere foot jaayenge.

Wednesday, July 13, 2016

Tum Bahut Gande Ho!!

Police wala - Tumne Papite Bechne wali ko kiss kyu kiya?
Sardar ji - Wo Chilla rahi si Pappi-te le lo Pappi-te le lo..

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Ladka - wo kaun si jagha hai jaha har Mard aur Aurat ke bal Ghungrale hote hain
Ladki - Tauba? yar tum bahut Gande ho
Ladka - Yar Ganda tum sochti ho, Wo jagha hai 'West Indies'

Saturday, July 9, 2016

Rohit ki Bhabhi ka Naam GOOGLE

Rohit - Bhabhi ka kya naam hai
Mohit - Smt. Google Sharma
Rohit - Google! Kamal hai. ye kya naam hua?
Rohit - wo isliye kyuki usse Sawal ek karo, Par Jawab Dus milte hain

Monday, June 27, 2016

Bahut hi Gande Chutkule in Hindi

Bahut hi Gande Chutkule or Jokes in Hindi Language

Ek Choti Bachchi Ne Ek Raanddi Se Poocha
Bachchi - Aunty Aapke Paas Itna Bada Ghar Hai, Paisa Hai, Cars Hain
Aap Ka Business Kya Hai?
Randi Boli - Bas Beta Ek Mera HOLE-SALE Ka Business Hai.

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Baba Saxxydass ne ek Film Banai
'Rose Merry Marlo'
Sansar Board ne Name par Objection kiya, to,
Baba ne kaha - Ye 3 Ladkiyo ki kahani hai,
Rose, Merry and Marlo ki.
Sanser Board ne salah di ki ye naam bada Asleel hai,
Naam ko Aage piche karke thoda badal diya jae,
Baba ne kaha - mujhe koi Aitraz nahi hai, aap log naam ko
Aage piche karke, jo thik lage Rakh do.
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Sanser board abhi tak try kar raha hai.
Chaho to Aap bhi try kar Lo...

Sunday, June 26, 2016

Ek Haseen Shayari

Usne Kaha Mat Dekh Mere Sapne,
Mujhe Pane Ki Teri Aukaat Nahi...
Maine Bhi Hans Kar Kaha,
Pagli Aana Hai to Aaja Mere Sapno Main,
Hakikat Main Aane Ki Teri Aukaat Nahi.

Tuesday, June 21, 2016

Station jaane ka kitna Paisa loge - Chutkule

Rohit - Station jaane ka kitna Paisa loge bhai shab?
Autowala - 70 rupye.
Rohit - 20 le lena bhai.
Autowala - 20 main kon leke jayega?
Rohit - Yar tum pichee bheith jaoo. Main tumko leke chalta hu.

Monday, June 13, 2016

Suhagraat ki Baat in Hindi

लड़की की सुहागरात के बाद
उसकी सहेली पूछती है !
और कैसी रही सुहागरात?

तो वो बताती है – आये थे वो देर से, दिल जला दिया !
पहले किया दरवाज़ा बंद !
फिर दीपक भूजा दिया...
पहले खेल खेलने लगे सीना टटोलकर !
फिर खेल खेलने लगे अंडरवियर खोल कर !
एक जंग ऐसी छिड़ी पलंग पर !
गोले वाली तोप रख दी सुरंग पर !
यह था 9 मिनट का मज़ा !
अब भोग रही हुँ 9 महीने की सजा !
9 महीने बाद एक ऐसा होगा विस्फोट !
जो बन जाएगा भारत के लिए 1 और वोट...

Sunday, June 12, 2016

Hindi Shayari - Jadu Hai Uski Har Ek Baat Main

Jadu Hai Uski Har Ek Baat Main,
Yaad Bahut Aati Hai Din aur Raat Main,
Kal Jab Dekha Tha Maine Sapna Raat Main,
Tab Bhi Uska Hi Haath Tha Mere Haath Main

Saturday, June 11, 2016

Bijli Se Bhi Bada Jhatka

Bijli Se Bhi Bada Jhatka Tab Lagta Hai,
Jab Kisi Ko Pata Chalta ki,
Wo Bina Package Ke Mobile Internet par Videos dekh raha hai.

Wednesday, June 8, 2016

Latest Chutkula on Pati Patni

Police - Park main aise chipak ke kyun baithe ho?
Pappu - Hum dono shaadi shuda hain.
Police - Toh ghar main jake baitho.
Pappu - Iska Pati nahi manega....!

Sunday, May 29, 2016

Duriyon Ki Yu Parvaah Na Kijiye - Hindi Shayari

Duriyon Ki Yu Parvaah Na Kijiye,
Jab Bhi Dil Pukare Humko Bula Lijiye,
Hum Jyada Door Nahi Aap Se,
Bas Apni Aankho Ko Palko Se Mila Lijiye!

Saturday, May 28, 2016

Popular Hindi Shayari on Whatsapp

Chup Chap Guzar Denge Tere Bina Ye Zindgi,
Logo Ko Sikha Denge Ki Mohabat Ase Bhi Hoti Hai

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Haal Puch Lene Se Kaun Sa Haal Thik Ho Jata Hai,
Bas Ek Tassali Si Ho Jati Hai Ki Is Duniyaa Main Apna Bhi Koi Hai

Friday, May 27, 2016

Bhagwan asi Aulaad Sabko de

Savita - Kal Mera beta aa raha hai
Sangeeta - Lekin use to 5 years ki Jail hui thi
Savita - Han, lekin uske achhe aachran ke karan
uski Saza ka 1 saal maaf kar diya gaya hai
Sangeeta - Bahut achha! Bhagwan asi Aulaad Sabko de.

Thursday, May 26, 2016

Hoga Tujhe Afsos - Shayari

Hoga Tujhe Afsos Jab Ham Nahi Honge,
Teri Aankho Se Aanshu Kam Nahi Honge,
Bahoot Milenge Tere Armano Se Khelne Wale,
Lekin Us Waqt Teri Parwah Karne Wale Hum Na Honge...

Wednesday, May 25, 2016

Tuesday, May 24, 2016

CBSE 10th Result 2016 to be Declared on 27th or 28th May

Good news for all CBSE Board 10th Class students!!
CBSE Board 10th Result 2016 likely to be declared soon on Friday, 27th or 28th May 2016 (Expected). The results can be accessed on three websites- www.results.nic.in, www.cbseresults.nic.in and www.cbse.nic.in.

Saturday, May 21, 2016

Tumhari Payari si Nazar Hindi Shayari

Tumhari Payari si Nazar Agar Idher Nahi Hoti,
Nashe Main Choor Fiza is Kadar Nahi Hoti,
Tumhare Aane Talak Humko Hosh Rahata Hai,
Fir Uske Baad Hame Kuch Khabar Nahi Hoti...

Thursday, May 19, 2016

Namotel Acche Din Phone for Rs 99

Dosto Be Careful Again!!
Another scam after Freedom 251?
Namotel Acche Din smartphone priced at Rs 99 claims to be world’s cheapest smartphone
Promoter Madhava Reddy has claimed that he is marketing the world’s cheapest smartphone, the Namotel Acche Din, for just Rs 99.

Namotel Mobile Features and Specifications:
4.0″ Inch HD Display Screen
Android Lollipop 5.1
2 Megapixel Rear Camera with Auto Focus
0.3 Megapixel Front Facing Camera
1.3 GHz Quad Core Processor
1 GB RAM
4 GB ROM
3G, 2G, EDGE, GPRS Connectivity
Dual SIM Dual Standby
1325 mAh Battery

Sunday, May 15, 2016

Ek Baniya Aur Uski Dukan Par Chutkula

Ek Baniya Aakhri Saans le raha tha, aur bola
Meri Biwi kaha hai?
Biwi - main yahi hu
Baniya - Meri Beti kaha hai
Beti - Main yahi hu
Baniya - Mera Beta kaha hai
Beta - main yahi hu
Baniya - Saloo, sab ke sab yahi ho to Dukaan par kaun hai

Wednesday, May 4, 2016

New Whatsapp Chutkule in Hindi Language

अजीब उलझन है गालिब!
वो कहती है, पीना छोडो तुम्हें मेरी कसम,
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दोस्त कहते हैं पीना पडेगा साले तूझे भाभी जी की कसम!

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बिल्ली के रास्ता काटने पर कुछ लोग ऐसे रुक जाते हैं
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जैसे होटल ताज का ही सौदा करने जा रहे हों !!!!

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बस स्टैंड पर एक लड़की खड़ी थी. उसके सामने से मोटरसाइकिल पर एक लड़का निकला. वह लड़का थोड़ा आगे जाकर वापिस लौटा और
लड़की से पूछा- पहचाना?
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लड़की- नहीं तो
लड़का- अरे! अभी तो तेरे सामने से निकला था

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टीचर-- एक टोकरी में 10 आम थे
3 सड़ गए तो कितने आम रहे।
छात्र-- 10
टीचर-- वह कैसे?
छात्र-- जो सड़ गए वो भी तो आम ही रहेंगे। सड़ने से केले थोड़ी बन जायेंगे।
वह छात्र आज वकील है

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एक बच्चा अपनी माँ से बुरी तरह पिटने के बाद, अपने पापा से पूछा
आप कभी पाकिस्तान गए हो ?
पापा : नहीं बेटा .....
बेटा: कभी अफगानिस्तान गए हो ?
पापा : नहीं बेटा.
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बेटा : तो फिर यह आतंकवादी आइटम
कहाँ से लाये ?????

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Sunday, May 1, 2016

Bipasha Basu, Karan Singh Grover's wedding reception

Bipasha Basu, Karan Singh Grover's wedding reception: Aishwarya Rai Bachchan, Salman Khan, Shah Rukh Khan, Preity Zinta are guests. Karan Singh Grover and Bipasha Basu are now officially married...
Bipasha Basu, Karan Singh Grover's wedding reception
Read more

Saturday, April 30, 2016

Hello Main Arvind Kajriwal Bol Raha Hu

Hello Main Aravind Kajriwal bol raha hu...
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Are tu to bol hi mat NASPITE!
Tere hi Karan Beti ko Dahej main
Ab 2-2 CAR deni pad rahi hai...

Thursday, March 24, 2016

Rohit Ki Suhagrat Ka Kissa

Kissa Rohit Ki Suhagrat Ka
Rohit Ki Shadi Hui, Aur Patni Ke Sath Acchhe Se Suhagrat Mana Ke So Gaya.
Next Day Morning Main Apni Patni Se Pucha - "Janu Raat Ko Kuch Maja Aaya?"
To Patni Ne Ulta Usi Se Puch Liya - Aap Ko Aaya Kya?
Wo Khush Hote Hue Aur Patni Ke Mathe Ko Chumm Kar Bola,
Rohit - "Haan Jaan, Sach Main Bahut Maja Aaya"
Patni Bhi Khushi Se Boli - "Dekho Ji, Hamne Bhi Aaj Tak Kisi Ko Sikayat Ka Mokka Nahi Diya Hai"

Happy Holi

Happy Holi to All of You!
Happy Holi 2016, Holi Festival images

Sunday, March 20, 2016

Ajeeb Uljhan hai Gaalib

Ajeeb Uljhan hai Gaalib,
wo kahti hai, Peena Chodo Tumko
Meri KASAM,
Dost kahate hai... Peena padega Sale Tujhe
Bhabhi Ji ki KASAM!